My friend Alex sent me this yesterday, and I almost spit out my morning coffee laughing. Starting in March, Belgian fast food chain Quick will be offering three Phantom Menace-themed burgers in anticipation of another Star Wars re-release. 
While disgusted, I’m also terribly amused. I get a kick out of the black “Dark Vader” bun and odd marshmallow-looking bits on the Jedi burger, but I don’t know, I just think these are too freaking bizarre to eat.
Would you try one of these? Any favorite—or least favorite—promotional foods?
Hungry for more?
Subscribe to get the latest nutrition information, self-care strategies, and healthy living tips delivered right to your inbox.
Terrifying, yet inspiring. Here’s what I’m thinking:
For the Darth Vader Burger: A spicy black bean patty melt with St. Martaen pepper jack, roasted red peppers, and habanero tempeh bacon on pumpernickel.
For the Jedi Burger: chickpea patty, fried pickles, coleslaw, and remoulade on a sesame seed bun.
I’m going to have to ignore the “Dark Burger” because it’s got a prequel character behind it
I like your versions much better.
These are funny, but definitely not appetizing!