Haha. I don’t know what my deal is—I sound like such a wino, but really, I usually end up having, like, 3 or 4 drinks over the course of a whole week. If that. I’m like that kid who never shuts up about sex because he can’t freaking get any. Of course, I can have a glass of wine whenever I damn well please, I just only do it when it’s worth the headache. PS—I totally wrote “cometimes” before autocorrect came to my rescue.
2.) On a semi-related note…Things I Have Learned About Dating #168:
When your date accidentally punches you in the face, the least they can do is buy you a four-dollar bourbon.
(Okay, okay, it was just an elbow, but holy s***. Still hurt like a metaphor.)
3.) I am never giving up shopping for Lent again. I want to buy all the things this week.
4.) I am officially obsessed with chickpea pancakes for breakfast. Recipe coming soon.
5.) I may not be a runner, but as someone beats the crap out of their feet, I found this article very helpful.
6.) Watch out—the flu is back. Not like it ever left. Happy fun times.
What’s on your mind this Friday? Any hard-learned dating lessons to share?