For better or worse, I seem to have fallen into the habit of bringing condiments up from the kitchen for patients who routinely don’t get what they order. I don’t mind doing it—it’s just funny because I’ll be in a meeting or something and find a stray packet of light mayo or ketchup in my lab coat pocket and chuckle to myself. It probably makes me look like a total weirdo, but hey, all in a day’s work, right?

What kinds of things do you find in your pocket?