Well, well, well. London-based company Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is selling salt made from human tears. I kind of love that this exists, but at the same time, uh…this is a joke, right? I think they forgot a few varieties. Bonus points for the onions, though. Unfortunately (or fortunately—I don’t know), they’re out of stock. I wonder what the sodium content is…

Would you try salt made from human tears?