Or “How We Discourage Patients From Eating Junk Food.”

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Just another day at my volunteer gig. I saw this sign when I went to grab a diet coke on my lunch break. How do mice even get in a vending machine in the first place?

Not fixing it for a while would be an interesting experiment. I wouldnt be surprised if a lot of our patients lost weight, judging by what they’ve told me about their candy habits.