Looking for a little love to add to your kale stir-fry? 

Just when you think you’ve heard everything, here’s a list of pickup lines for kale lovers.

A few that made me chuckle:

• Are you a Lacinto or Redbor kind of girl/guy?
• If you were a stalk of kale I would eat you raw.
• I love varietals that flourish in the cold of winter.

So anyway. Happy Tuesday. Onwards and upwards!